streeter:

Noticed something interesting in Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” (first and last time someone will say that).

She sings…

Last Friday night / Yeah we danced on table tops

And we took too many shots / Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night / Yeah we maxed our credit cards

And got kicked out of the bar / So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night / We went streaking in the park

Skinny dipping in the dark / Then had a menage a trois

Last Friday night

This is a little disturbing.

“Yeah, last Friday night was crazy. We were so drunk. Did we kiss?! Oh my god, we’re crazy. Do you think we kissed?! We’re just supposed to be friends and now we’re kissing each other?! Jesus. I mean, of course I remember when we both fucked that other person. But I’m still hazy on that potential kiss early on in the night. That’s so embarrassing…Anyway, three-way fuck next weekend?”